Ban reason: “[Self-antag][Round #50458] As a non-antag mime, stole the captain’s PDA then gave themself and the clown AA. Then pretended to be the captain for the rest of the shift.”
Length of ban: 3 Days
Events leading to the ban: So, in the beginning, I midround joined as the mime, then later got arrested for walking into Bridge with the clown and having a lovely walk around and closing the doors, for jokes, and then we peacefully (not exactly willingly), got arrested. I think the clown was released pretty early on, but the Captain specificly dragged me to sec and stripped me down bear and took EVERYTHING I wore to arrest me, and was also drunk, and it hurt me pretty bad IC, and I wanted to get revenge. So then later, I walked past cargo and saw the HoP smashing the captains head in with an axe, and decided to try dragging him to med while other vultures (tiders) tried to strip him dry, and then I remembered what he had done to me, so i decided to take his PDA and do a little clowning… Then after getting him to med, I left to bridge, and also took the clown with me since were a signature duo on SS14, clearly, all the while the HoP was there blindly letting me do this, so I assumed that, since my boss doesn’t mind, that im alright do be doing my jokes, and since they also killed the Captain, I decided to dress myself up for the job, and name myself “Captain Mime”, and then took the Clown and the HoP into the caps room to toast my promotion! Also I made the Clown the “HoP’s Clown Assistant” with HoP access. at his request, and again the HoP didn’t say anything against it. Then I poures some shots of Captains Cuban and toasted! (Throughout ALL of this, I NEVER got Bwoinked at all), then the CE and cap ran in, and immediately the cap decided to start beating the HoP to a pulp, at this point i assumed the cap was a shitter, so i decided to write a note saying something along the lines “Captain, im really sorry about this but you are demoted” and started killing them with the caps sword, took it off the ground when i was dragging him to med from cargo earlier, and the CE decided to start beating me to death with the axe while the cap was crit, and not wanting to harm an innocent head i just jumped down disposals and got myself healed. At this point like half the station has AA because some tider was printing it, so I decided to do some capping and labelled the Cap and CE as wanted, mainly because I wanted to talk to them, but OOC at this point i had overdone it a lot and I knew it, but I hadn’t been ahelped at all, so I decided to just not use lethals from that point, went to sec, and grabbed a stun baton as i set the two as Wanted. Some of this may not be 100% accurate because replay is being extremly buggy and not letting me scroll so I can’t check it at the moment. Then the (extremely robust) Hugs-the-Void HoS arrested me for arresting the captain and dragging him to sec, but then some secoff uncuffed me so I ran again. At this point the cap wanted me dead but everyone was so viciously confused nothing was being done, so i also arrested the CE, i arrested them both since they were both trying to KoS me essentially. Then brought them to sec, and had to run again since the Cap shouted “ITS THE MIME” or something and im scared im just gonna straight up get shot to death. Later after a big more running around being a funny mime captain, I refused some engis Captain Locker access, as they asked me for it, and then the CE (or cap dont remember) saw me and chased me into a dead end where I froze and let myself be cuffed, and from there the Cap and CE were trying REALLY REALLY hard to not kill me right there and fun, and were clearly having fun (just pointing out for later) and said like “Death is too good for this mime, centcom will give them the ice” and both started laughing maniacally lol. Later on the shuttle some bug let me struggle from my cuffs, and then I got away but it was EOR so it didn’t matter. Man that was a bit long, and maybe not 100% accurate since i can’t check the replay right now, sorry
Reason the ban should be removed: This entire scenario played out as it did because of other Head major skill issues (joke). But in all seriousness I did take it too far, I just hold a vendetta for people who unmask mimes/clowns, always have, and took my revenge against the cap a little too far. I tried to make the conflict as enjoyable as possible for everyone, and tried to minimize actually antagging, other than just robbing. The reason I think it isn’t fair I got banned was because, after this round ended, in OOC the cap literally said, quote " OOC : Sonofspaceballs: I WAS THE CAPTAIN AND I FUCKING LOVED THAT SHIFT" (no jokes lmao) and i never ONCE got AHELPED at ALL, furthermore I played into the next shift as a salv during flukie warops, and never ONCE got ahelped about the previous shift, and at the end of the round I randomly got shadowbanned with no warning, no discussion or anything. I don’t know who tha banning admin was, I don’t know who ahelped me, but I do know that i overdid it with my prank, and will NOT take over the entire station in the name of revenge again, I promise 