Username: StupidTomato
Banned Roles: Clown, Mime, Theatre.
Ban reason: None.
Length of ban: Indefinite!!
Ban Issue:
I did not do what I was banned for
Vote Opt-Out: false
Events leading to the ban
I joined the round as the clown from the start and created a clown bot. Back in 2023, they could slip and honk. When I entered the medical department, I ran around making a lot of noise and intentionally slipping some doctors (mostly the clown-bot did that). The CMO wasn’t very fond of the noise and slipping. Long story short, I got attacked after being told to leave the department. I did, but not before annoying the CMO a bit more for punching the local clown. How dare they! (They we’re very hostile towards the clown.)
After that, I messed around in security, painting their floors, which they didn’t mind after some artistic convincing. I don’t remember when or why I visited medical again, but I made my way back inside seeking treatment. And then… dun dun duuun, the CMO! They demanded I leave and said I was banned from entering medical. After a short scuffle, I got pissed off, slipped the CMO, cuffed them for attacking me, and dragged them towards the maintenance airlock on the north wall of the packed station’s medical bay. I called the CMO a loser or something like that and ran away, leaving them behind in between the airlock and medical.
(Fugitive clown!)
I knew security wouldn’t be too happy, so I ran around maintenance for a while. Eventually, I made my way back inside medical to heal myself, out of sight of the CMO. Speaking of the devil, a wild CMO has appeared!! while I was getting a drink from a coffee vendor on the very east side of the department. The CMO saw me, and I stared at them. Not thinking much about it, I began walking away towards the front of medical, but the CMO injected me with poison or something deadly using their hypo spray. They basically killed me on the spot as I tried to reason with them. It was too late, and then I died. then thrown inside a casket in the morgue.
(Murder drama. Clown will remember this)
At this point, i Ahelp this issue, i don’t remember much about the conversations but it went something along the lines of me saying that i was murdered by CMO, etc… then i claimed that i will be becoming the new CMO by taking over their job, and the Ahelp dude interpreted it as me wanting to replace the CMO. (i have no idea what this implies, but i had no intention of causing harm to anyone.)
(Tragedy, the end of funny)
After getting revived i ended up in cuffs and taken from medical to security then jailed, they talked between each other as i spent time in the brig’s cell. i protested from within the cell; exclaiming that i will take over his job and do his job but better, something like that and “no clown will be harmed ever again”. also, i remember said Ahelp dude being just as angry and pissed as the CMO, maybe even biased? who knows.
(Who gives a shit? roll the end credits)
From the bottom of my heart, the local non-syndicate, non-selfantag, and definitely not suspicious, -Clown.
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
Reason the ban should be removed
Harsh punishment for not breaking the rules.
Alternate Accounts
Who falls for this?