= For game bans =
Ban reason:
ERP, saying “Suck uncle Johnny’s dick, pun pun” and “go on, give it a suck”
Length of ban:
Permanent/Appeal only
Events leading to the ban:
I was hanging out as the chaplain (Johnny Wilkinson) round the bar, playing MIDIs on my saxophone. Pun-pun the monkey was dancing to my MIDIs and the bartender, Gertrude Lee, was serving drinks.
I said, “Give me a hug, pun pun”, and he hugged me, at this point I conceived the idea for a rude joke.
So I said “Give me a kiss, pun pun” and he kissed me on the cheek.
Not quite aware that what I was saying classified as ERP, and not aware of how the receiving player must have felt, I said:
“Suck uncle johnny’s dick, pun pun” and continued, “go on, give it a suck”
At this point Pun-pun began to cry and I apologized for what I’d said, even though I am fully aware that an apology is not enough to heal a wound if I indeed made a player distressed.
Reason the ban should be removed:
In hindsight, I can well see how what I said could be classified as sexual abuse. I am aware of the distress I caused the receiving player, and can fully respect the issue of the ban.
I’ve been a player of SS13 since 2008, and am ecstatic to see the game’s evolution over the years, moving onto a major platform like Steam.
I would like to clarify that I am not a sexually-orientated man, and do not take any perverse pleasure from the things I say. I made a joke in very, very poor taste, and was somewhat aware of the grief this could cause, but blinded by the impulse to make a dark joke.
I would like to express a sincere apology to the player playing Pun-pun in this round, and I fully understand if the SS13 Staff choose not to revoke this ban. It was in very poor taste, and I did not take any pleasure from their distress. If I could take back my actions, I would.
If this is the end of my time in “Wizards den” then I fully understand the reasoning for this ban. However, if the staff should choose to reconsider my removal from the server, I promise that I am not a sexually-orientated person, and this is the last time they will see a joke in such poor taste from me. Otherwise I’ll say “Goodbye” and “Thanks for getting the legendary game on Steam!!” (!!!)
-Bumblemore (Johnny)
