I really don't like groundhogs

that stupid woodchuck hypothetical got me thinking, now i’ve just wasted several minutes of my time calculating the exact number of pounds a woodchuck can chuck.

It’s 4.14545.

I did not know woodchucks were groundhogs until this post.

But I like groundhogs

Why?


silly

I think they just have a bad name, “groundhog” and “woodchuck” aren’t cool names. Can we think of a better name for them?

So I did some digging and apparently “woodchuck” is just a bastardisation of the Native American name “wuchak”.

how about ‘subterranean little shit’
i hate these fucking things they scream and SOMETIMES has a shadow
they don’t got shit on beavers