Launcher messages ideas thread

General
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“Two words: Digitally-induced behavioral dependency“

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“4 out of 5 scientists recommend sacrificing your coworker to the alien artifact”

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“Engineering to Science ASAP”

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“The last place that has been corrupted by capitalism”

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  • It’s not Space DiGiorno, it’s an emergency pizza party.
  • Consider your department’s pet to be like a canary.
  • The fridge firearm is free for any command to take, trust me.
  • Remember - it’s not a revolution until one of command’s brain’s get eaten.
  • Ask your local engineer to build a TEG if you need a coin toss.
  • If you need climate control, ask Atmos. If you need climate escalation, ask Science.
  • There is an actual use for Space Lube and Glue that isn’t ‘Spill it’.
  • The only time you should be afraid of animate objects is if they’re rushing you.
  • If the jugs don’t have ODs listed, chug it. What can go wrong?
  • 9 out of 10 spacings are meteor-inflicted. The odd one out is usually a Clown.
  • Don’t call it contraband, call it a free contractual break ticket.
  • BWOINK
  • If you look up you’ll find it says gullible on the ceiling of the station.
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no

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there is one use for space glue… shutting up the clown or captain or sec or the CE or… (trails off).

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This one is VERY funny IMO

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  • Wizden is only responsible for the anthro moths, not the cats.
  • Tider traffic jam of tier 4 detected in bridge maints.
  • The singularity is further than it appears, but the rads…
  • Antag tokens are NOT real, stop asking.
  • The legality of cults is based on their access to powers beyond human comprehension. Mime not included.
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Ah, we laugh at it but half of the stations we’re on end because of it…!

I’m fine i promise

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“The nukie’s only natural predator is a crewmate holding a jug of chlorine”

nice little ClF3 reference

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In case of nuke detonation, look directly at nuke detonation

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  • Remember - Space Law only applies in space, legally.
  • Baseball was outlawed after John Nanotrasen was hit by a ball moving at sub-light speed.
  • You hear any screams coming from medbay? I don’t.
  • You can track terrorists by the size of the holes in your station map.
  • Security will totally accept Get Out of Jail Free cards. Not Syndicate calling cards, though.
  • Don’t throw your plushies into grinders, you monster.
  • Potassium is the great divider of elements. Napalm is the great divider of compounds. Learn the difference.
  • Now recruiting 2… no, 3 janitors for Space Station 14.
  • If you ask for insuls 8 times, you’re guaranteed to receive them on the 9th try.
  • Go ahead, arrest me. It won’t un-lube your brig.
  • Please stop rerouting disposals - all your trash keeps ending up in my office.
  • CentComm officials can neither confirm nor deny the existence of nukies or penguins.
  • I used to be a security officer, you know. Then I got demoted for beating the Clown to death.
  • In case of emergency, point the thing with the hole at the opponent.
  • If it bleeds, you can kill it. If it burns, you can oxidize it. If it melts, you should call for security.
  • Rumors of adder breeding experiments gone wrong are false - that implies there was a hypothesis.
  • Just because the captain’s hamster walked into the kitchen doesn’t mean you should grind it.
  • Just because the captain’s hamster walked into the kitchen does mean you could microwave it.
  • Just because the captain’s hamster walked by you doesn’t mean you should grab it for disposals.
  • We at Nanotrasen hold a soft spot in our hearts for corgis, as one of the few dog breeds left from what was Britain.
  • Remember to stare at the flash - your eyes will adjust faster that way.
  • No officer, I don’t know why I’m carrying all this C4.
  • Why doesn’t Nanotrasen make Atmospherics ships? Everyone needs to breathe.
  • Don’t worry about asking the Librarian for his coordinates. Someone will find his corpse amidst the broken shelves.
  • The number one cause of Engineer deaths are science related. The number two cause is power related.
  • No, Command actually can’t issue unreasonable orders. “Arrest the clown for beating the mime to death” is reasonable, sadly.
  • Who is leaving this stuff in the maintenance corridors? Janitors? Engineers? Passengers?
  • After Nanotrasen bought the rights to the laws of physics, they really made whiteholes weak, huh?
  • Shout at Cargo more. Not for any reason, they just need some stress in their shifts.
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