Review Of Station Origin, Code: [Redacted]
A story of a Mass Murdering Skeleton.
Name: [Redacted}
He was dead for four hundred year’s, until he awoke In a Medical closet, he took the stuff and went to the Head of Personnel to get an PDA, but then someone called out that there were Nukies… Legends who were real? The skeleton with the help of Captain got AA and they made a promise, The skeleton would kill the Nukies, then the Skeleton went to the Kitchen for his Milk, Its good for Bones, and visited Security to gear up, he got a bullet proof vest, and a Drozd, later the Nukies were called to be False, the skeleton got mad, he was promised bloodshed, but Captain lied to him… he was enraged… he went around and killed a lot of people, then at an airlock he meet a Security officer, lets say the officer is not with us today, the Skeleton searched his body, found six extra magazine’s, and he was ready to kill, he stole a headset to taunt and annoy Captain and the Entirety of Security, then he visited Engineering, he stole some stuff like an axe, then he tried to be peaceful at first, But Chief Engineer didn’t trust him, and tried to kill him with said axe… He failed and died, and so did many other Engineer’s, later outside of the Church he murdered, five Tider’s, and a security officer, then more Officer’s arrived and died… The Skeleton then ran for a bit, before going back into space… Captain realized that the bloodshed the Skeleton was causing and decided it be best to evacuate, the shuttle arrived, skelly tried to get on, and he made it in… but Security was waiting for him… he died… He died a Legend among Legends.
Later at Central Command, The Captain was demoted and heavily reprimanded for his Idiocy, it was all his fault, giving a skeleton All Access and then arming him up to the teeth, The Skeleton got twenty confirmed kills, possibly more.