Things I don’t like and should be changed > ☹ (off topic edition)

Beansies · July 26, 2025, 4:31am

Beef jerky: the prices are too damn high

I should be able to fill my belly up without spending $75 on dried meat.

The B E A N

I’m the number 1 BEAN around here and this POSER is just trying steal my drip. It needs default rainbow RGB lights so everyone knows its cringe.

The Jackal that killed kat

That just made me cry. It’s so mean. Right when I was finally starting to like her. That jackal needs to be a killable mission objective in the new Halo Reach DLC

The letter C

objectively the worst letter of the alphabet. The (superior) letters S and K do it’d job better any way. and without C we would have 25 letters of the alphabet. 26 is so cringe.

The Platypus

You’re an animal AND you lay eggs? pick a lane bitch. The mesozoic period is over you fossil.

The Polar Bear

These motherfuckers look so pettable but will calmly walk up to you and eat you alive. Like, if you don’t wanna be friends, you shouldn’t be friend shaped.

Any BBQ sauce that is not Sweet Baby Rays

SBR is objectively the best BBQ sauce. I don’t care if mee maw made it and it’s the secret family recipe its inferior and all other sauces should be ashamed.

I’m sure there’s some things I missed, but I’ll be sure to come back later and add them.

Nancok · July 26, 2025, 3:25pm

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Errant · July 26, 2025, 6:56pm

Re the platypus, did you just confuse mammals and animals, or are you saying that birds, reptiles and amhibians are not animals?

What I want changed is insects. They are horrible in many ways, but their common overarching problem is that they are too small, and so they are not taken seriously.
As such, I propose that every insect be increased to 2 - 3 meters in length, so militaries can better deal with them.