What's your idea for a new job or ghost role? wrong answers only

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Ok I’ll go first.

The immortal snail.
A new ghost role of a regular snail that can’t die. The immortal snail has a target (usually the clown) and if the snail touch’s the target. BOOM instant death. The snail can still be carried away by other crew members.

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The immortal snail already exists, doesn’t it? Minus the target part, there’s an immortal variant of the snail that can instantly gib people (or at least I believe so)

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immortal snail and death touch snail both have extremely low chances to happen (and are seperate rolls) i have once seen an immortal, death touch, speed snail take apart a station person by person

As for the topic at hand, random chance to just call a death squad to nuke the station. cause why not.

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i had no idea this was a thing ! Amazing

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When we get blob. I want a minor antag called the recursive copy pasta. It is a classic SS13 copy pasta (a self replicating dish of spaghetti) but it spreads infinitely like a kudzu.
It takes heavily reduced damage, but can be eaten away. Easy to deal with if you even want to, as it deals no harm to crew.
If it spreads enough, it ascends into a flying spaghetti monster which is an immortal and harmless free agent.

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Clown hunter.

He’s equipped with a stun prod, makeshift cuffs and a “Clown Muzzle”. His whole objective is to put the muzzles on the clown. The clown muzzle is like the electro pack, and can only be taken off by someone else.

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Skinbag. The invetse of a skeleton, a body with no skeleton. Can’t move but can store stuff like a locker.

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Rogue/AWOL deathsquad agent.

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Talking mime

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Talking mime: makes visible walls (you can walk right through them)

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Some kind of space insect/spider/bird thing that’s basically a reverse swarmer. Very fragile and can’t survive on station, but has an innate self-recharging RCD for constructing fragile* structures on the outside of the station. Mostly exist to build space cobwebs and clog solars. Maybe the structures could be harvested by cargo for money or something.

*Fragile, in this case, meaning you can punch through walls barehanded and a shuttle can coolaid-man through like it isn’t there.

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